Is there something missing in your life ?- Is your life quiet or dull?
- Is your home clean & tidy?
- Do you want to remedy this?
A Siamese, Balinese, Oriental Shorthair or Oriental Longhair could make all the difference - don't say you haven't been warned ! 
They are good at keeping chairs warm for you...
... especially if you only stand up for a second ... ... and they can be quite difficult to dislodge.
- They all enjoy helping ....
- they help things off the table
- they help things out of handbags
- they help things under the fridge
- and they specially help rubber bands disappear (I think they have a strange fetish!)
 |  | The hammocks are supposed to be beds,
but They use them as climbing frames and trampolines |  |
- They are avid collectors
- they trot off with teaspoons in their mouths
- they purloin pens & pencils
- wristwatches walk away...
- They are technologically competent
- they know how to work the phone console
- they can turn on the Mac
- they can turn off the TV
- remote controls are no problem!
- but they growl at the doorbell
They look angelic, but...
- They adore paperwork
- they provide perforations in interesting patterns
- they convert it to confetti - who needs a shredder!
- they are also excellent at filing
- They enjoy their food
- and the food in the other dish - it always tastes better
- and my food if I turn my back for an instant
- and cheese sandwiches for elevenses
Cheese sandwich is a bit late this morning... | 
... ah, here it comes! |
 | They drag the chair-covers onto the floor.... |  |
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They are also very good at re-arranging the furniture. |
 |  |  | Some like to monitor the monitor
| |  |  |  | Others prefer the television - or at least the box that protects it ...
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... while old granny has her own chair -
a good vantage point for keeping an eye on everything,
especially food - her favourite hobby.
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If you would like your life disrupted by a furry bombshell or two, there are sometimes pet kittens or young neutered adults who need new homes. If your lifestyle needs enhancing why not email for further details (but only if you live in the UK) |
